# motd

**Repository Path**: mirrors_abcfy2/motd

## Basic Information

- **Project Name**: motd
- **Description**: My funny motd config. Just for fun!
- **Primary Language**: Unknown
- **License**: Not specified
- **Default Branch**: master
- **Homepage**: None
- **GVP Project**: No

## Statistics

- **Stars**: 0
- **Forks**: 0
- **Created**: 2022-01-07
- **Last Updated**: 2026-05-10

## Categories & Tags

**Categories**: Uncategorized

**Tags**: None

## README

motd
====

My funny motd config. Just for fun!

ScreenShots & Usage
===
 **Buddha**

Usage:

* **For Ubuntu**:
  * **12.04**: Just copy the content from Buddha to ``/etc/motd.tail``(Maybe it's not exist, create it!)
  * **14.04**: Copy to ``/etc/motd``
* **For CentOS**:Just copy the content from Buddha to ``/etc/motd``

![Alt text](screenshots/Buddha.png "Buddaha ScreenShort")


 **mom-beat-me-once**

(from [*here*](https://www.dnspod.cn/),look at its source code!)

Usage:

*As above*

![Alt text](screenshots/mom-beat-me-once.png "mom-beat-me-once")

 **HatsuneMiku**
(from [*here*](http://www.oschina.net/code/snippet_119695_38236))

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```

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(from ``freebuf.com``'s source code)

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```

**girl**
(Thank [@liaoishere](https://github.com/liaoishere) for pull request [#1](https://github.com/abcfy2/motd/pull/1))
```
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 ```

 **dog**
(Thank [@liaoishere](https://github.com/liaoishere) for pull request [#1](https://github.com/abcfy2/motd/pull/1))
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```

**doge**
(Thank [@jackeyGao](https://github.com/jackeyGao) for pull request [#2](https://github.com/abcfy2/motd/pull/2))
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```